taylor

bat country.

Thu, 20 Jul 2006 19:06:31 GMT

all the employees at nordstroms look like bats, with small jagged teeth, long necks, and tiny heads. i'm starting to feel like i'm in an episode of the twilight zone. the twist of this episode is, i've been working in this cave for so many grueling hours, that i (taylor) begin to resemble a bat.

Sat, 17 Jun 2006 22:39:31 GMT

i don't know why i ever questioned my sexuality. i am the biggest lesbian ever. i want anna song.

Tue, 18 Apr 2006 20:47:46 GMT

i want these.

as if

Tue, 18 Apr 2006 03:18:08 GMT

i thought i liked that Ti song "what you know" but after hearing it a second time, it really really sucks.

stupid

Fri, 15 Apr 2005 01:58:28 GMT

TEN random things you might not know about me:
1. The first time i tried a raw tomato i puked all over my kitchen counter.
2. I went to a music school in NH every summer for like 10 years. my grandmother wanted me to be a famous pianist. i was pretty good but i gave it up cause i wanted a LIFE.
3. At one point i was 5’3 153 pounds. no joke.
4. my nose has been broken, twice.
5. my first crush was a girl named peyton list who is now an actress on DAYS OF OUR LIVES. no joke.
6. Also, i liked her so much i stole some of my mom’s jewelry and gave it to her as a gift.
7. I got my period when i was 9!!! i was in school at the time and had no idea what it was. I freaked out and ran to the nurses office cause i thought i was dying.
8. The first time i ever drank alcohol, i had 9 shots of vodka. (this is nick shardts fault)
9. My mom forced me to go to church camp for 3 summers. weirdest time of my life.
10. i have to cuddle with something to get to bed, whether it be pillow or a person.

EIGHT things I want to do before I die:
1. Eat a whole large pizza.
2. Be fluent in french.
3. Go to Paris.
4. Beat the shit out of a car with a bat.
5. SMOKE CRACK.
6. Make a sex tape with paris hilton.
5. Roll down cow hill. (that one by my house that looks like a mountain). I think this could kill me.
4. Get drunk with the guys from interpol.
3. Punch my dad in the face.
2. Drive cross country with someone i’m in love with.
1. Meet amy sedaris, of course.

SEVEN ways to win my heart:
1. Make me breakfast.
2. Tell me im beautiful.
3. Dance with me.
4. Wrestle with me in bed.
5. Sing to me.
6. Screw me right.
7. Surprise me at home.

SIX things I am afraid of:
1. Marriage.
2. Buttsex.
3. Sonjas Dog. that fucker bit a chunk out of my leg.
4. HoobaStank.
5. My mother after i leave a diet coke in the freezer and it explodes.
6. Shitting myself.

FIVE things I don't like:
1. boys.
2. vegetables.
3. JA RULE.
4. the big mole of my face.
5. stoners.

FOUR ways to turn me off:
1. introduce me to your boyfriend.
2. listen to NIN.
3. wear white jeans.
4. be dumb.

new hair

Wed, 13 Apr 2005 05:08:01 GMT

i look like a lil boy but i kinda like it.

hey daph, sorry i didn't text you back today, i was busy as shhiitt. love you gurl.

so hot

Mon, 29 Nov 2004 05:08:03 GMT

chloe sevigny

happy halloween

Mon, 01 Nov 2004 04:31:31 GMT

me and tracey at the bar.

so hot.

me as mary kate olsen.

mary kate puts her face in the bag while audrey watches in awe.

sonja with a leaf blower.

get me outta here

Tue, 26 Oct 2004 03:09:16 GMT

i can't wait to come home this weekend and chill with mah gurls.

mcdaniel is making me want to VVOOOMMIIITTT.

halloween party at mike's house on saturday. woohoo. watch out for anorexic cracked out mary kate olsen!

the right stuff

Mon, 18 Oct 2004 04:50:43 GMT

yeah so friday i had to wake up at 8:30 to do my housekeeping punishment. IT WAS SO AWFUL. i scrubbed every toilet in my dorm, basement floor to 4th floor. I think it was like 30 something toilets maybe more. i also had to remove those bags that you put tampons and pads in. i've never seen so much dried blood in my entire life. ha, i'm disgusting. it was so weird cause both of the housekeeping ladies i was working with have horrible speech impediments. they kept telling me to do stuff and i didn't know what they were saying. like this one kept sayin "now do the inwoahs", and i was like "the what", and she was like "the inwoahs", and i was like "THE WHAT!?" and she says the "the inwoahs" while pointing at the windows. it happened with a bunch of other things to, like the toilet and the shower. the showers were so gross too, oh my god. there was so much hair and fucking band aides. eghhh i wanted to vomit.

on a nicer note, i went to new york later that day to see liz. i didnt get lost this time, which was nice. i love upstate new york. me and liz decided we are going to take a year off and live in woodstock together. who knows if it will actually happen but it would be so wonderful if it did. we would both get jobs in little cafes and grow pot in our apartment and read hundreds of books. i have some pictures from the trip but i'll post them later.

everything sucks today

Wed, 06 Oct 2004 20:43:35 GMT

i am in the worst mood. i'd been planning to skip my two classes on monday so i could have an extra day to spend with liz, but i just found out that i have my french midterm that day. talk about bad luck. je deteste le francais.

i missed lunch today. they stop serving at 2:15 but i got there at like 2:05. Before you can go into the dining hall you have to get your card swiped by this obese black lady. well, she was nowhere to be found when i got there. So finally after standing there for 5 mintues, i finally see her waddling her way up to the desk. she looked so pissed at me and she was totally out of breath. anyway by the time i got into the dining hall everything was gone. i'm hungry.

i'm not smoking pot this week. it's hard but i know i can do it. lindsay said she would too but she only went for one day and then the streak was over.
.

i can't hear you bk broiler

Tue, 05 Oct 2004 00:39:21 GMT

http://img8.exs.cx/img8/4391/DSCN1334.jpg

sonja should wear her hair like that everyday.

hey cate. give me a call about this weekend.

oh yeah

Thu, 23 Sep 2004 03:29:15 GMT

I LOVE TRACEY WATSON. i'm sorry you had a bad day. you are my gurl forever.

greasy grilled cheese

Wed, 22 Sep 2004 23:20:06 GMT

the only really good thing at the cafeteria is grilled cheese. there is so much grease on that shit. tonight i wiped my hands on my shirt and it left a large wet stain. oh yeah baby.

the real world was so good the other night. two guys made out in the shower. hot. its so weird having cable. i never noticed how much they repeat shows over and over again. i think i've seen the first episode of real world like 4 times. i'm watching way to much tv. i need to get a job. i was thinking the school pub, but lindsay said i'd be a huge dork if i took that job.

i'm getting sick. i knew this would happen. my snot is flowing like mad and my throat is all sore.

tomorrow is my appointment with the school board to talk about my alcohol punishment. wish me luck. this school is such a fagot.

baby your a lost cause

Tue, 21 Sep 2004 01:58:32 GMT

saturday night i got written up for drinking. i had like one beer in this kids room and now i have to go to some class to straighten out my "drinking problem."

to make things worse, this kid likes me and i'm not feeling him back. here comes drama......here it comes! watch out.

friday was a pretty great night. i was really trashed but kept myself from getting sick. i got to see jess williams. i love how every sentence she says starts with "remember the time..." i admit its kind of fun to talk about old times but it gets old after a while.

i'm so glad i got to see sonja at jessies house. she always puts me in a better mood.

i'm going to embarress her and post a picture of her that i know she's going to hate.

http://img57.exs.cx/img57/5118/DSCN1252.jpg

j'adore

Fri, 17 Sep 2004 00:47:51 GMT

i miss her eyes and her laugh and her smell and the curves of her body. i didn't know it would be this hard. i wanna bite her bottom lip real bad.

oh you got me shakin' oh you got me high\\\\\\\

Tue, 14 Sep 2004 17:07:51 GMT

school is crazy. i have so much shit to do. i picked up a story for the paper and its due this thurday. plus i picked up two photo assignments. i have to find the vollyball and the soccer team and take pictures of them for thursday. plus there is all the other school work i have to do. i feel a little overwhelmed. plus i'm having weird chesty pains. i think its indegestion.

SONJA LOPEZ = crazy fool

BEER BEER BEER

Sat, 11 Sep 2004 21:28:03 GMT

party tonight at my roommate lindsay's house.
come anytime after 9:00
theres a pool and a hot tub.

12100 Dear Haven Rd. Marriottsville MD. 21104

use map quest bitches. its not far. right up 695 West

die motard die

Fri, 10 Sep 2004 18:45:02 GMT

i hate my french teacher. she's a fucking lunatic. i think every french teacher that i've ever had has been a lunatic. what is is with foreign language teachers? they are all arrogant and fucked up and kind of chunky.

last night i had a dream i made out with sonja. AHHHHHH. It was ok.

tonight is my friend conner's birthday. he's adorable.

woohoo

Mon, 30 Aug 2004 18:23:13 GMT

i'm coming home for labor day weekend! so if your name is tracey watson don't make any plans cause your hangin out with me.

blah

Sat, 28 Aug 2004 17:32:58 GMT

hey guys i had to install aim on my new computer. so i have a new screenname and email address. sn: papertiger586 email: teh001@mcdaniel.edu.

oohhh mcdaniel

Fri, 27 Aug 2004 16:44:47 GMT

i'm finally at school. i was really worried that my roommate would be a complete tool but she ended up being one of the coolest people i've ever met. thank god. last night we smoked out of her bong, which was really nice. i told her that i was dating a girl and she was like "that's cool, i dated a stripper once". i love it!

i had my first class today. journalism in the 21st century. it should be a really interesting class. the teacher is really cool and nice.

i hope some of you can come visit me up in westminster. the directions are really easy and it only takes like 30 minutes. call me on my cell and i'll give you the directions so you can come party with me. 443-691-9064.

Mon, 23 Aug 2004 07:16:46 GMT

i love strangers with candy. there making a movie. i'm pretty excited.

"Yeah, I used to get high. I had just moved here, and my plugs weren't taking, my parents were brutally murdered, and I was fat. So I turned to pot. But the only thing pot fixed... was my life."

with ma gurl

Sat, 21 Aug 2004 03:14:15 GMT

i'm at college with liz. it's really hot in her rooom. i drove 7 hours to get here. i almost peed myself. i'm soo drunk. hit me up with some love.

gonna hit you on your face gonna punch you in your glasses

Sun, 01 Aug 2004 20:09:42 GMT

You're sweet, but not naive -- though you like to be babied like a child at times. You prefer to have a bad boy by your side, but sometimes have problems understanding why he has to run off to take care of business. You want to settle down, yet deep down inside, you are excited by the surprises life throws your way.

Take the What Pulp Fiction Character Are You? quiz.

i feel bad not gettin to hang out with daphne last night or tracey. i've just been so preoccupied with liz. she is leaving this friday and i'm starting to freak out a little bit. i'm trying to tell myself that everything will be ok and i know it will be. bah enough of this bullshit. i miss so many people. i cant even begin to name them. i wish cate would call me and sarah